Apparently he was on Letterman and gave his own "Top 10" list in re President Bush. Some of them are pretty funny, I have to admit. I give him credit for showing a different side to his usual bland and dull image:
Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
I'm sure Letterman's writers wrote that, or someone else.
I doubt John Kerry can be funny.
Actually, I had a great idea.
Why not let Kerry debate himself?
That way he can take both sides on every issue. LOL! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ya know, I really need to introduce you to my cousin Joni. She said the same thing (about who wrote it)... [img]cool.gif[/img]Originally posted by cincygreg:
I'm sure Letterman's writers wrote that, or someone else.
I doubt John Kerry can be funny.
Actually, I had a great idea.
Why not let Kerry debate himself?
That way he can take both sides on every issue. LOL! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
LOL on debating himself.
Maybe we can have Pina moderate the debate so he can become as disenchanted with the flip flopping as everyone else ias. LOL!
Have you ever seen the Saturday night live where they had Gore and Bush debate, yet the just kept agreeing with each other? LOL!
That was funny!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No never saw that but the real Bush/Gore debate was funny enough... If I watch any Saturday night comedy it's MAD TV.Originally posted by cincygreg:
Maybe we can have Pina moderate the debate so he can become as disenchanted with the flip flopping as everyone else ias. LOL!
Have you ever seen the Saturday night live where they had Gore and Bush debate, yet the just kept agreeing with each other? LOL!
That was funny!
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks